Land of the Free... but Only if You're White

Dear white people,

Stop being assholes.

Sincerely, me


I know not ALL white people are to blame because not all are pieces of shit but it's easier to generalize in this case. With all this unnecessary controversy about athletes kneeling during the National Anthem, I felt the need to voice my opinion sans Twitter and what better place to do so than my own blog.

I may not agree with your opinion about what these athletes are doing and I don't really care. I will respect your right to have that idiotic opinion but I'm not going to get all pissy because you're not doing what I think you should be doing. So go ahead and boycott the NFL because players are exercising their rights to protest all the bullshit that is going on in America. Bullshit that by the way, should have been dead and gone a LONG time ago. In boycotting, you're essentially doing what you don't want these players to do, exercising their rights. Hypocritical much??

Personally, I don't care whether you stand, kneel, sit, scratch your balls, suck a dick or pick your ass during the National Anthem. It's your choice, you do you. Ok, maybe the sucking dick one shouldn't be done... in public at least. My point being, whatever you decide to do has no affect on me and what others do should have no affect on you. If it does, you need help. The world doesn't revolve around you. You are not God's gift to the human race. You are simply a regular person who lacks an abundance of melanin. I know there's plenty of you who love being tan. Guess what, that's melanin. I truly wonder how many people would stop tanning and be their true pasty selves if they knew melanin is literally, the only thing that differentiates them from any other race.

And can I just say how unbelievably stupid that Jessie James Decker chicks comment was about her husband being "tricked" into staying in the locker room during the National Anthem?! Come on dude, you've been a football player for how long and STILL don't know what time your games start?! I'm gonna go ahead and suggest you get your brain scanned because you must be experiencing some symptoms of CTE already if you don't know when your game starts after all this time. Or better yet, just quit playing to save your already fragile brain from further damage and stay out of the spotlight so your wife can't make idiotic comments like that again. Sure her reasoning for "respecting" the National Anthem was family members in the military. Well, I also had family members in the military and I know damn well, that they didn't fight for a flag, they fought for our freedom. Not standing for a song isn't disrespecting those in the military, it's exercising a right that they fought for us to have and to keep.

So stop with this KKK, white supremacy and all this other "I'm better than you" bullshit. It is 2017 for fucks sake. Get over yourselves.